One of life's little lessons......

Set the scene:
Yesterday - around 1.30pm
Force gale winds and rain that goes sideways
Mission:
Food shopping - situation dire in the pantry
Time Limit: And hour and a half until school pick up


Disclaimer: Everything said here is true... this version is edited due to copious amounts of swearing and hair pulling which might offend some readers ;)


Things I said to MOTH (Man of the House)

• We have a  huge problem
• Um... a really big one.
• No! Did you see me eat? This is bigger.
• I kind of.. um.. locked my bag in the boot of the car.
• No. I'm not kidding you.
• Well, you know when you went to the news agency to get lotto.
• I thought I would unload the bags into the boot and save us some time
• Because I didn't want to wait. There was a break in the rain.
• Go check for yourself. I told you...it's well and truly locked. 
• I opened the boot, put my bag inside because the ground was sopping wet and SLAM! The wind caught it and almost took my hand off.
• Thanks for your concern. My hand is fine! 
• I don't have my keys
• Duh! They're in my handbag... which is inside the boot!!!
• I'm not being factitious. Just stating a fact.
• Um.. your keys are in there too.
• You gave them to me, remember!
• Because I didn't have any pockets to put them in!
• I don't have my phone either.
• Ahh, your phone is in there as well.. you gave it to me with your keys.
• Yes, I know we're screwed
• Yes, yes, I remember putting them both in my bag!
• Yes, I know its a new car. Breaking in won't be easy.
• I already tried all the doors AND the boot twice. Nobodies getting in.
• I'm NOT walking home in this rain.
• No, you can't walk home in this rain either.
• I know we only have a half hour until we have to pick up Riley.
• Yes, you said that already. Screwed is what we are.
• I have an idea. I'll call the RAC (roadside assistance)
• WHAT! You let it lapse?
• Are you insane? Don't you know you have a wife who is always getting into trouble with cars?
• Shhh, there are kids around and my ears are burning.
• Yeah, I agree. Sometimes it's just not worth getting out of bed.
• No, you're too stroppy: I will call the RAC.
• No idea. But I will beg and plead for them to send someone.
• Let's hope it's a guy on the other end. They like to rescue damsels in distress.
• Ok. I got a nice guy called Rob. He's sending a car out.
• Not sure. Probably a half hour.
• You said that already. I wish we could have stayed in bed, too.
• Alls well that ends well. NO! You keep your damn car keys with you! And your phone! I'm never holding them for you again!
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