Things I said to the RAC man

• Over here! Over here! 
• Where are you going?
• Whew, I thought you were going to drive off again.
• Oh, you couldn't miss me.
• Right. I do look like a drowned rat in a bright pink top
• You on the other hand are a sight for sore eyes
• My cars just over here
• Yes, it's the blue one.
• I know, there's not much room to manoeuvre
• Maybe if you just squeeze in here
• Yes, I'm the owner of the car
• What's the problem again?
• I.. ah.. accidentally locked my keys and my husbands keys in with my handbag in the boot
• The wind caught it
• No, we don't have a spare set
•  I will get right onto that 
• Yes, I know its very funny
• You can stop smirking now
• I know.. I should have planned it better. Next time I will lock them in on a sunny day!!!
• Okay, so you're going to wedge that block of wood into the front door
• You won't scratch it?
• I know you'll take all due care
• Oh, so that's how you do it. 
• That's a long THICK piece of wire
• Oooh, look at that, the doors open... yay.
• The boot lock won't open
• Oh, okay. It has an automatic cut off after one minute of being closed.
• That's handy...not!
• Are you going to be able to squeeze through the back seat into the boot?
• Hey, nice wiggling
• There's my handbag. Right there in the corner. 
• Oh, crap, it's raining again.
• It's okay. I give you permission to grab it
• I'm just happy you got the doors open.
• I won't. I promise. Next time it stays glued to my side.
• We've already had that discussion. Next time HIS keys and HIS phone stay with him, too. 
• You have a good day as well.
• Seeya
• "waves her hero off"

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